I should do some sport with those ankle weights that I bought a few months ago.
Ok, let’s go;(1) Mountain Bike Exercises, (2) Leg Lifts, (3) Back Extensions, (4) Abs Exercises, (5) Squats, (6) Leg Curls, (7) Chest Rolls, (8) Lying Triceps Curls, (9) Rear Delt Raise, (10) Plank, (11) Mountain Bike, (12) Side Steps, Repeat… Ok, let’s go: (1) Mountain Bike Exercises, (2) Leg Lifts, (3) Back Extensions, (4) Abs Exercises, (5) Squats, (6) Leg Curls, (7) Chest Rolls, (8) Lying Triceps Curls, (9) Rear Delt Raise, (10) Plank, (11) Mountain Bike, (12) Side Steps, Repeat… Ok, let’s go; (1) Mountain Bike Exercises, (2) Leg Lifts, (3) Back Extensions, (4) Abs Exercises, (5) Squats, (6) Leg Curls, (7) Chest Rolls, (8) Lying Triceps Curls, (9) Rear Delt Raise, (10) Plank, (11) Mountain Bike, (12) Side Steps, STOP.
Enough. If I keep doing that, I will have huge legs, and I will suffer from dysmorphia. Let’s go to bed, read about dysmorphia, Snapchat dysmorphia. “Now girls, instead of showing to the surgeon a picture of their favorite TV stars, they show their face with filters”*. People developed dysmorphia due to those shitty illusions. Are women not supposed to feel empowered by the possibility of representing themselves instead of someone else? I guess we are still in that (seductive) male gaze! Let’s live in an anxious place where everyone will have the same nose job! It would be fun. It would be like living constantly in a TV reality show, everyone looking like a fantasy version of themselves. Ohh shit, I don’t want to die of dysmorphia. Anyway soon the most beautiful people in the world will not be human, as Shudu Gram, Miquela Sousa or Lightning for Louis Vuitton.
Showering. Coffee.
When I open the fridge to take the coffee cream, I see this bottle of hazelnut milk that I made the other day, and I think “Boy, I am going to buy a new ice cream scoop this week!”. And then this liquide remembers me of an episode of Tales of Tomorrow called “The Evil Within “. “A wife inadvertently swallows a product that induces a violent behavior. The product was developed by her husband who is a scientist and who had put it to cool in the refrigerator of the house.” I shouldn’t drink that.
*Snap dog filter? Sound good! I love those cute longs dog ears.
