Easy. Take the clothes from the ground, put them back on the chair, and here we are, the clothes monster is alive again! Com’ on, everyone has this chair! You know, the one with all the clothes that you put once and you don’t want to put back in the closet because they smell of pasta cook water.  When I grab the clothes from the floor, I see dust. Thankfully I don’t suffer from asthma.

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If you have asthma, make sure you know what to do if you sneeze.
Stick out your tongue for two seconds. Keep your mouth shut. If you sneeze and cough, carry on. If you cough and sneeze, swallow hard.  If you have trouble swallowing, stop, get a breather, and repeat the breathing cycle. You can try to eat! There may be some periods when you will feel hungry or tired, so eat! KEEP EATING. You can rest, or you can keep going until you PASS OUT.

Oh dust! Fuck you dust mites eating my dead skin! The surface of my skin probably does not love me that much as it cannot stop from getting away of me. I should reunite all of them to create the dust monster. Maybe if I gather enough, I can create a new me and converse with her. Wow, that has to be a depressing life! But that would be funnier than my reflexion in the mirror. This “glossy” bitch never answers me. If I have to live with the non-human, I prefer to do it with a dusty talkative self. Or, I could even make these monsters fight each others.

Round 1) Clothes Monster vs Dust Monster