What day is it?

a) Monday

b) Tuesday

c) 1871

d) Sunday

(STILL A FEW DAYS BEFORE HER DEATH). And here I am! I guess it’s a good sign. Let’s  put the yeast in the freezer. Consume the food directly from the freezer. -2 is a good temperature to digest them! And above all, keep them away from the light. 

I’m here! In this feeling of being trapped between Christmas and New Year’s Eve, where nothing happens except for a long and slow GMO turkey process of digestion. Here are some tips:

  • Onions are high in fennel seeds, and are treated with most kindness; people have often eaten them by mistake.
  • Parsley is one of the most useful herbs, and one of the best dietetic adjuncts. Half an ounce easily satisfies an appetite for half an hour.
  • Squashes are excellent for digestion, and for the teeth. One ounce in half a pint of water satisfies an ordinary appetite.
  • Pomegranates, which should be dried, can be of use in fevers, and when cutting the root, the leaves should be taken out

EAT! Let’s wait!

I should have an enormous deformed belly right now! Seriously, what the fuck! Am I Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde? Fortunately, Halfi sulks. It has been a few days now that I did not see him. Or maybe a few hours. I don’t remember. I must admit that I no longer pay much attention to him. That’s probably why he’s mad.

Let’s go to bed!

A fly on my skin, mites in my bed. No wonder. I have troubles sleeping.