This glitter is really little and SHEENY FLASHY FLASHY SHEENY! It’s better on this couch than it is on my nails, he has more chances to survive. He could be friend with the yeast on the fridge.

Let’s turn on the TV:

1) Deform your asymmetrical body to grab the remote control.
2)Press the “on” button.
3) Follow the arrow with your fingers on the screen. Fix the TV and don’t move your eyes anymore.

If you still don’t understand the purpose of this action, consider that you have been locked in the birds’ cage and that a fierce force is now trying to penetrate your jugular vein by contaminating everything in its path. Press the “on” button and watch the blood spurt on your screen. Don’t worry, it’s ok, it’s just the process of your brain being rotten by the TV, INFECTED! Swallows all the digital information to become only flat images, as flat as all these faces you see during the zoom phone calls. Gobble them up so that they become meaningless, like a 24-hours news channel, with the weather in LA in a corner and a scroll strip of missing childs at the bottom. At some point you will see a distortion. DO NOT WORRY! it is part of the process. Let all the assets have the same degree. 36,9 is a good temperature. Let all the assets have the same price. 67 CHF is a good price. How do you feel? Good? Very good? Just fine? Nice and soft? Scrumptious? COOKED!? Taste it, then I can taste it myself. Isn’t it delightful?

Baked Rotes brain – 222 mins

A Magic Power electricity damage appears on your TV. I think it’s time to turn it off.
Let’s turn off the TV?